I’m not naming any names but SOMEBODY in this house doesn’t like to take a bath.
In fact, he’s downright pouty about it.
SOMEBODY snorts and refuses to look at you while he’s getting a deep conditioning.
SOMEBODY has to be chased down to get dried off.
This part always reminds me of that scene in
Gone with the Wind when Rhett puts his coat over the horse’s head to settle it down and get it out of burning Atlanta.
Somebody doesn’t like to get a rub down.
He really isn’t happy when you clean his ears either.
But as long as it’s 9 degrees outside and SOMEBODY wants to sleep underneath the covers snuggled up next to my knees in MY bed, he’s going to be clean. Even if it does take Sherman’s Army to give him a bath.
