Word of The Day

Humble-reflecting, expressing, or offered in a spirit of deference or submission 2 a: ranking low in a hierarchy or scale

Examples:

1. Jammin’like Al Green at the stoplight to some John Mayer guitar rips…and turning around to find a co-worker sitting next to you...watching you.

2. Laughing at my sister in law the surgical nurse tell a story about a gassy patient with a boil on her butt and then finding an itchy mosquito bite the size of a York Peppermint Patty on my backside in pretty much the same location. (I apologize if you’re eating breakfast.)

3. Being all Right Said Fred in my new running top and feeling too sexy for my shirt only to realize at the end of my run on two of the city’s busiest streets that one of the girls had slipped below the built in bra and was dangling noticeably out of place.

All of this just since Monday morning. Tomorrow’s Word of the Day? Hibernation.