Showing posts with label full moons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label full moons. Show all posts

Friday, November 14, 2008

Hula's Theory of Stupidity

Theory #1-The number of stupid people asking stupid questions and doing stupid things correlates directly with the visible size of the moon.
Anyone who works directly with the public knows exactly what I’m talking about because they can tell when there’s a full moon without ever looking at the sky.

Example: From the mouth of the gang banger wannabe in line behind me at Long John Silver’s today—“Dude, I bet it’s hard workin’ here cookin’ fish AND chicken.”

*Image courtesy of nightskyinfo.com