Old Man Winter Can Kiss My Patookus

That's it! I'm done with winter. I've had all I can stand. I'm taking my coat and going home. I don't care if it's supposed to snow AGAIN tonight. I'm firing up the margarita maker and starting summer right now. In fact, I feel sweaty already. Of course, that could just be because I have the hots for Rob Thomas. Lord, have mercy he's smokin'!

Jingle All The Way Home

Why I love a 70% off sale....original price, $369. Take home price, $114. Merry Christmas to me! Suddenly, I have a little more ho, ho, ho in my holiday attitude. It makes the best frozen drinks evah, be it a margarita or a good old cherry slushie, and I've been eyeballin' this puppy ever since the Going Out of Business Sale started at Linens 'N Things about six weeks ago. I would have waited a little longer, because I can be as tight as the bark on a tree when it comes to frivolous toys, but this was the last one, and they were getting ready to ship it somewhere else. Jingle bells, jingle bells.........everybody sing along.