Thursday, January 13, 2011

Today's Headlines-In My Own Words

Go Gabby! We're all rootin' for you!

You hit all of the right notes last night, Mr. President. Now, take that spirit back to Washington and put it to work on the budget. We've got an economy to fix.

Ted, we're still rootin' for you, too. And those of us who have dealt with a loved ones' addictions are relieved that you took the step we suspected all along that you needed to take. You just couldn't let it go, could you Sarah? I'd like reimbursement please for the shoe I broke when throwing it at my TV yesterday. You didn't cause Ms. Gifford's shooting, but I'll tell you like my mama told me, sometimes you just need to sit down and shut up.

Speaking of sitting down and shutting up...Snookie, your fifteen minutes is up.

Did you think we actually believed you when you lied about the Botox?

And Britney honey, you might want to get a new do before the new album is released. We're rootin' for you, too, but girlfriend needs to get that hair UNDER CONTROL.

8 comments:

Jan n Jer said...

I couldnt have said it any better! Amen to all!!!

Jan said...

I'm with you all all of these, BRAVO.

Mike Golch said...

Right On!!!!!!!!!

Rink's Ramblings said...

Pure awesomeness!

J.G. said...

You said it, girlfriend.

Kelley with Amy's Angels said...

Loved this and I agree with you on EVERY. SINGLE. POINT.

See...another reason why I believe that if I still lived in a certain college town south of you, we'd be meetin' for coffee at least once a week. At least.

janjanmom said...

I am lovin' this post...and let's not forget how conservative republican I am!!

If Sarah Palin or Donald Trump become the prez candidates I am voting my true leanings...libertarian.

Anonymous said...

Dee from Tennessee

THANK YOU!! Dr. Phil is not my fave, but ya know if he should ask her , "How's those crosshairs workin' for you?" that she'd rattle right on and on and on.....

Can't sleep tonight and this has been the highlight of my evening - or morning as it may be!:)