Shoot the Groundhog

He was wrong. Or else Mother Nature hates me. Seven more inches of snow at my house yesterday and a little more on it's way tonight. I give up. Wake me up when it's March.

Old Man Winter Can Kiss My Patookus

That's it! I'm done with winter. I've had all I can stand. I'm taking my coat and going home. I don't care if it's supposed to snow AGAIN tonight. I'm firing up the margarita maker and starting summer right now. In fact, I feel sweaty already. Of course, that could just be because I have the hots for Rob Thomas. Lord, have mercy he's smokin'!

Dear Mother Nature,

Send sun.

Please?