Saturday, November 7, 2009

Movin', Movin', Movin', Keep That Husband Movin'

I'm not naming any names, but someone around this house is dragging his size 13 feet on getting stuff packed up and moved to the new house. That someone is apparently overwhelmed at the thought of sorting through fifteen years of stuff and moving it to a new location. That someone needed some motivation since the holiday season is looming, and we need to get relocated before that madness starts.

So, yesterday I packed up every last item in the kitchen and moved it into the new house. There is nothing to eat in this old house and nothing to eat it with or cook it with. I figure that will get old fast and should speed things along nicely. Oh, and just as an additional precaution, tomorrow I'm sending all of the toilet paper except one roll to the new house. I figure he should be ready to load up our clothes in about two days, depending on the amount of fiber he eats this weekend.

8 comments:

Gin said...

Oh I LOVE this!! You are a example to all of us women out there! Ha, ha!

janjanmom said...

NEVER underestimate the power of woman.

J.G. said...

Sounds like you are learning why moving across town is way more difficult than moving across country: no deadline.

Maybe dinner is your deadline? Good thinking!

oreneta said...

My big question....where is the BAchair? Would that not motivate?????

Janis said...

Try moving the T.V....now that is motivation that works for all husbands. Good move on the kitchen stuff..that should bring the slacker out in the open. Have fun n get lots of rest...

The Church Lady said...

LOL! It's great that you are able to break up the move and not have to do it all at once.

Mia said...

He will be ready in about "two weeks"!
Your post made me laugh out loud and today I needed that thanks! :)

janjanmom said...

You out of Toilet paper yet?