Thursday, April 22, 2010

Just Eight Days!

Holy coconut bra, Batman! We’re just ONE week away from Buffett in Nashville! Where have the weeks gone? It seems like just yesterday I was scrambling around on Ticketmaster trying to buy tickets before the little timer in the lower righthand corner ran out. Never fear, I found my parrot flip-flops and grass skirt in the moving boxes and dusted them off. I will be ready to roll when the B-Man hits Bridgestone Arena.

However, last night I was reading online the rules for the arena and came across these:

Intoxicated Guests
Intoxicated Guests are not admitted into Bridgestone Arena at any time. If you see an intoxicated person enter Bridgestone Arena, please contact building security or Metro Police.

Frisbees and/or beach balls are not allowed

Patron Appearance
Patrons entering the Arena must be properly attired with shoes and a shirt. The items must be worn at all times in the facility.

And I said to myself, “Self, the folks at Bridgestone have no idea what’s about to hit ‘em.”

Oh, and Brother Dave? If you see me, say hello and don’t worry I won’t tell your parishioners where you were. What happens at Buffett, stays at Buffett.


The Church Lady said...

I knew just by your title that you were counting down the days till JB!!

Seems like just the right way to kick off summertime, don't ya think?

Have a margaritta for me, will ya?

Jan n Jer said...

I am soooo envious...wish we were going also....Love Jimmy B.

Louisiana Belle said...

"holy coconut bra" Haha!

oreneta said...

Buffett time!!!!!!! Does a coconut bra count as a shirt?

Debs said...

I must get me a coconut bra!

Joanna M said...

Jealous! We're not going until August. But in the meantime we are going to Key West next week - it's not a Buffett concert but it's not bad!

Bro. Dave said...

I dunno, Hula, sounds like they might not let me in the arena! ;-)

dkuroiwa said...

coconut bra? check.
grass skirt? check.
leis? check.
flowers for hair? check.
flip flops? check.
unofficial FB/Parrotheads ID card? check. get that ticket to the States AND to the concert......
;-) too...waaaay over here feeling reeeeealllly envious!
have fun for those who can't go, will ya?