Can You Hear Me Now?

Proof that my mother may need a Cricket phone:

Mama: "Did someone call me? I didn't hear it go off. Oh, I forgot I put it on "shake" so it wouldn't go off in church."

Hula: "Shake? Does it dance mother?"

Blank stare.

Hula: "Wait 'til I tell them at work I need to put my cell phone on "shake" so it doesn't go off in a meeting. Ha!"

Blank stare.

Mama: "Oh, somebody's calling again."

Hula: "Hey, maybe it's a booty call."

Blank stare.

Hula: Insert wigging of hips. "You know, a boo-TAY call."

Blank stare.

Hula: "Never mind."

Like It's the Best Evah

Like Teen Angel got like this new cell phone yesterday. Oh my God! It's like the best evah. Like no one else has the same phone 'cause it's so new, and like it slides and everything. She had to call her BFF's Allison and Sarah right away to share the news 'cause it's just the best thing to happen to her during spring break and all. Oh, and because she's been like so responsible she now has unlimited texting, so like if she uses more than the 998 texts she like used last month she won't get in TRBL with her parents and have to pay extra on the phone bill. And like she Bluetoothed her old ring tones so Feels Like Teen Spirit plays when a certain someone calls and Back on Black plays when her mom calls and like...well....like it's just too exciting for words. OH MY GOD!!!