Friday, August 8, 2008

Can You Hear Me Now?

Proof that my mother may need a Cricket phone:

Mama: "Did someone call me? I didn't hear it go off. Oh, I forgot I put it on "shake" so it wouldn't go off in church."

Hula: "Shake? Does it dance mother?"

Blank stare.

Hula: "Wait 'til I tell them at work I need to put my cell phone on "shake" so it doesn't go off in a meeting. Ha!"

Blank stare.

Mama: "Oh, somebody's calling again."

Hula: "Hey, maybe it's a booty call."

Blank stare.

Hula: Insert wigging of hips. "You know, a boo-TAY call."

Blank stare.

Hula: "Never mind."


Mike Golch said...

No comment! I just stopped by to sau I hope that you have a great weekend! Mikr G. said that!)It's an A.A.thing of mine)

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Jason said...

HA! Fabulous. I think you're enjoying this a little too much. I know I would be.

Mia said...

You are never too old for a boo-tay call!

A New England Life said...

Shake . . . Oh gosh that is too funny! lol!

At least your mom has an active social life ; )