Proof that my mother may need a Cricket phone:
Mama: "Did someone call me? I didn't hear it go off. Oh, I forgot I put it on "shake" so it wouldn't go off in church."
Hula: "Shake? Does it dance mother?"
Hula: "Wait 'til I tell them at work I need to put my cell phone on "shake" so it doesn't go off in a meeting. Ha!"
Mama: "Oh, somebody's calling again."
Hula: "Hey, maybe it's a booty call."
Hula: Insert wigging of hips. "You know, a boo-TAY call."
Hula: "Never mind."
Somesville, Maine, a quick drive by - Heading south on 102 towards Bass Harbor we had the fortune of driving through Somesville *(link to this splendid town)*. It has to be one of the pretti...
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