Friday, November 14, 2008

Hula's Theory of Stupidity

Theory #1-The number of stupid people asking stupid questions and doing stupid things correlates directly with the visible size of the moon.
Anyone who works directly with the public knows exactly what I’m talking about because they can tell when there’s a full moon without ever looking at the sky.

Example: From the mouth of the gang banger wannabe in line behind me at Long John Silver’s today—“Dude, I bet it’s hard workin’ here cookin’ fish AND chicken.”

*Image courtesy of nightskyinfo.com

9 comments:

Trailboss said...

That is hard to believe but the sad thing is that I DO believe it and it happens all of the time. **sigh**

Jason, as himself said...

That was so stupid I don't even get it!

Or am I the stupid one?

karisma said...

Assscuse me! But I beg to differ! When the moon is full, its clearly time to howl! Normal people, like myself do it all the time! Haha!

LuckyMe said...

What did he mean???

Amy said...

I agree...Shannon says the crazies come out when it is a full moon. I know back when I used to work at the doctor's office, when the moon was full, we were in for a day of crazies!

It would never fail to be a bad day with the patients when the moon was full....Something about the gravitational pull?.....

oreneta said...

Talk to a teacher...agree 100%!

Mia said...

Me thinks he was being EXTREMELY sarcastic or trying to insult! LOL!

Janis said...

I believe it's true, the full moon does something to people, don't ask me why or how!

Lil Mouse said...

my mom worked at walmart for years and she said all the weirdos came out on the full moon.