Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Word of The Day

Humble-reflecting, expressing, or offered in a spirit of deference or submission 2 a: ranking low in a hierarchy or scale

Examples:

1. Jammin’like Al Green at the stoplight to some John Mayer guitar rips…and turning around to find a co-worker sitting next to you...watching you.

2. Laughing at my sister in law the surgical nurse tell a story about a gassy patient with a boil on her butt and then finding an itchy mosquito bite the size of a York Peppermint Patty on my backside in pretty much the same location. (I apologize if you’re eating breakfast.)

3. Being all Right Said Fred in my new running top and feeling too sexy for my shirt only to realize at the end of my run on two of the city’s busiest streets that one of the girls had slipped below the built in bra and was dangling noticeably out of place.

All of this just since Monday morning. Tomorrow’s Word of the Day? Hibernation.


8 comments:

Beckie said...

You are making me laugh today! Thanks.

mjgolch said...

Pffftsss!so there!
I hope that you are having a grand day today!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
Hugs and Blessing!

Alison said...

too funny...umm..I have done #3 before....totally humiliating

oreneta said...

Good lord, what a morning...keeping it real indeed.

Mia said...

You can borrow my cd "R&B Hits from the 70's" if you really want to kick that stoplight humiliation into high gear

dkuroiwa said...

Sounds like a pretty normal morning...from my way of thinking.
#1...every freaking red light...today I was listening to Allan Jackson and just a'singing to that "Chattahochie" song...yea..blonde foreign woman in a big white Toyota...singing...might have been dancing a little too...~~sheesh~~oh screw it! It was a great day!!!

Jason said...

Oh, this is good, this is really, really good.

Jill said...

thanks I needed a good laugh today!!