Wednesday, December 19, 2007

The Twelve Snacks of Christmas

Everybody sing along!

On the first day of Christmas my friends all shared with me:
A big piece of chocolate fudge

On the second day of Christmas my friends all shared with me:
Two Turtle pies
And a big piece of chocolate fudge

On the third day of Christmas my friends all shared with me:
Three Motrin
Two Turtle pies
And a bigger piece of chocolate fudge

On the fourth day of Christmas my friends all shared with me:
Four fruitcake logs
Three Motrin
Two Turtle pies
And a huge piece of chocolate fudge

On the fifth day of Christmas my friends all shared with me:
Five Tagament!
Four fruitcake logs
Three Motrin
Two Turtle pies
And some more hunks of chocolate fudge

On the sixth day of Christmas my friends all shared with me:
Six rumbling stomachs
Five Tagament!
Four fruitcake logs
Three Motrin
Two Turtle pies
And a platter of chocolate fudge

On the seventh day of Christmas my friends all shared with me:
Seven bites of popcorn
Six rumbling stomachs
Five Tagament!
Four fruitcake logs
Three Motrin
Two Turtle pies
And a big pan of chocolate fudge

On the eighth day of Christmas my friends all shared with me:
Eight cream cheese muffins
Seven bites of popcorn
Six rumbling stomachs
Five Tagament!
Four fruitcake logs
Three Motrin
Two Turtle pies
And a tin full of chocolate fudge

On the ninth day of Christmas my friends all shared with me:
Nine sips of eggnog
Eight cream cheese muffins
Seven bites of popcorn
Six rumbling stomachs
Five Tagament!
Four fruitcake logs
Three Motrin
Two Turtle pies
And some more d*@# chocolate fudge

On the tenth day of Christmas my friends all shared with me:
Ten cocktail wienies
Nine sips of eggnog
Eight cream cheese muffins
Seven bites of popcorn
Six rumbling stomachs
Five Tagament!
Four fruitcake logs
Three Motrin
Two Turtle pies
And a trunk full of chocolate fudge

On the eleventh day of Christmas my friends all shared with me:
Eleven cups of Chex Mix
Ten cocktail wienies
Nine sips of eggnog
Eight cream cheese muffins
Seven bites of popcorn
Six rumbling stomachs
Five Tagament!
Four fruitcake logs
Three Motrin
Two Turtle pies
And some dried out chocolate fudge

On the twelfth day of Christmas my friends all shared with me:
Twelve Hershey’s Kisses
Eleven cups of Chex Mix
Ten cocktail wienies
Nine sips of eggnog
Eight cream cheese muffins
Seven bites of popcorn
Six rumbling stomachs
Five Tagament!
Four fruitcake logs
Three Motrin
Two Turtle pies
And the last piece of chocolate fudge

PS-Have you ever noticed when eating out of those Christmas popcorn tins that the buttered popcorn gets eaten first, the caramel corn is not far behind and the cheese corn is always last?

5 comments:

janjanmom said...

Caramel is gone first around these here parts.

I love this!! I am so glad I don't work outside the home this time of year!! Offices have enough holiday(I use holiday here because it starts before Thanksgiving and doesn't totally stop until the first week in January, Merry CHRISTmas) food to fill a barge.

Did I mention I could eat about a barge full of holiday food if given the opportunity-and there you have it, the real reason I stay home with the kiddos.

Mama Mia said...

By all means come to my house, the cheese popcorn is ALWAYS first to go. The lonely old carmel corn is still sitting there under the tree in the tin.....

Mama Mia said...

ooops...caramel. There is nothing more offensive than a homeschool mom who can't spell...

Dorky Dad said...

This sounds like the lunch I had today at our company Christmas party. I'm still full. And it's nearly midnight.

Jason said...

I'm assuming you rewrote the words to this song....very creative! Great job!

By the way, I love ALL popcorn.