Or to stick my nose where it doesn't belong.
A sophisticated palate.
A knack for sleeping in and hogging the covers
Or to make an a$$ of myself and dare you to say something about it
To steal all of the attention. (I eventually chewed the cherries off of this dress.)
Or to put something silly on my head and party like it's 1999. Should it have been any surprise that 40 years later I was doing this: