Random thoughts so far this week:
My feet are lookin’ pretty old. Yet, somehow I don’t care.
If you’re gonna get a tattoo, wait until you saved enough money to get a good one that doesn’t look like an inmate at the local jail did it with some food dye and an old ink pen. That way middle aged women like me don’t stare at your arm while waiting for you to sack their groceries at the Piggly Wiggly.
CHINA IS A BIG FAT CHEATER PANTS, AND I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THE WACKED OUT SCORING SYSTEM FOR GYMNASTICS THAT IS CHEATING US OUT OF GOLD MEDALS!
Built up stress can cause you to laugh uncontrollably at your teenaged daughter’s fart humor.
Speaking of…apparently canned ravioli gives me gas.
The Do Not Disturb button on the phone should be renamed the Mother-In-Law button. That makes way more sense when the phone rings at 10:05pm for the fourth time in thirty minutes.
I did not see Halloween costumes at Walgreens Sunday. Oh, no I didn’t.
I did NOT need a jacket on my way to work yesterday. Oh, no I didn’t.
Apparently, my creativity is directly linked to how late I stay up at night. When do these Olympics end?
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