Sir? Sir! Why do you have the word "squirrel" tattooed on your back?
Okay, I really am the only person in the U.S. without a tattoo.
TWO nipple rings? TWO?!! Were you drunk when that happened?
Lady, if your belly completely hides your bathing suit bottom, your suit is too small.What exactly is the capacity of this wave pool?
If one more sticky, hot, half naked person bumps into me, I'm going to scream.
Remind me why we thought it would be good to be here on a 110 degree day.
Where the heck is that lazy river and why am I not in it yet?
It's a shame they don't sell mojitos at this place.
Ooh, I'll just wait all day to potty because I CANNOT walk barefoot on that wet bathroom floor.
Okay, I'm not worrying about covering up those old stretch marks around my belly button anymore after what I've seen exposed today.
Do we really want to see this much of each other?