Thursday, August 21, 2008

Out of The Mouths of Babes, Specifically Preschoolers


Overheard at activities for children at our church…

During an assembly:
“Tommy, your class is really sitting still and being good listeners.”
“Well, as Miss C. says if your butt’s in the pew the words are few.”

During a performance by Teen Angel dressed as Mary:
“What’s a virgin?”

During a discussion of Adam and Eve after the word “naked” was used:
“My mommy says I can’t pee outside anymore because my penis will get sunburned.”

6 comments:

Mike said...

That last one my wife used on my that last time we were down in the Carribean. Some places you don't want to put lotion on...

Anonymous said...

everyday reader, seldom commentor...just gotta tell you this one. After living in a South American country for 9 years..my son was 14 when we returned to the states. He started high school within 3 weeks of our return. The country where previously we lived was a Catholic country and they celebrated the day of this virgin and that virgin very often..sometimes once a month..and shool was out on that day. Around mid October, my son was ready for a break from school and asked weren't there any holidays to be celebrated any time soon. I told him no and he woefully asked, "Aren't there any virgins in this country?". hahaha..So sweet and innocent and funny! He is now a youth minister. My husband once asked him if there were any virgins left in this town..he said, my lips are sealed..but there are more school holidays here than where I went to high school. Vicky

Sugee Andersyn said...

D'oh!!

karisma said...

Giggles! Don't kids just say the most priceless things?

Amy said...

LOL!:)

hulagirlatheart said...

mike..I understand
Vicky...that's hilarious
sugee, karisma & amy....kids provide some of the best laughs when they're being honest