Duh

I'll be honest. I'm not very creative today. I'm pretty pooped, and I couldn't produce a new idea if it crawled out from under my armpit. Hmm. How to be witty and funny when you don't have anything to offer? When no one in your family has done something stupid enough to blab to the whole world. When you've managed to make it through a week without embarrassing yourself. Or when Britney Spears has kept her drawers on for five days in a row. Hmmm. I could post something funny from You Tube that a friend sent to me. (Thanks, Louisiana) Or I could do one of those "100 things you should know about me" lists. That's not very exciting, though, and well, I've never really finished that list. How about an old post that I thought was particularly funny? If that doesn't tickle your fancy, I could give you a particularly favorite recipe. I think this one is pretty smashing. After all, what's not to like about chocolate and caramel? And if that's not good enough, I can always direct you to one of my favorite bloggers who has something interesting going on at her site. That Pioneer Woman is doing a 986 chapter saga on how she met Marlboro Man. It's pretty interesting. If none of that turns your crank, check back with me tomorrow. I'll lift the armpit in the morning and see if something better has come along.